fried feline

1. a cat who habitually chews on wires.
2. a cat who has been electrically shocked from habitually chewing on wires.

person 1: "my cat plays with plugged christmas lights like yarn balls. Soon he's gonna be a fried feline."
person 2: "At least then we won't have to cook a turkey..."

by annelise247 November 20, 2007

Feane

When someone is a drug addict.

You’re gonna become a feane If you keep smoking.

by KAZUXI September 13, 2018

Felashio

'Felash'

slang meaning of oral sex or touching.

'i love girls to felash me'

'she likes alot of felashio'

by prettygreeneyez135 February 2, 2009

felaka

1. meaining going, or leaving
2. dropping something or someone off

see ya later, felaka
you want me to drop her? yeah felaka

by Lil57 March 3, 2008

auto felatio

the art of sucking ones own penis. blow job by urself. must be extremly flexible or have a long penis

while i was using auto felatio i was sucking my own penis, it was great

by manno August 31, 2006

Fean

Short for Fean & Company. Probably the best line of skin care solutions for guys.

Example #1: Hey Bro, your lips look like a dead Tortoises’ asshole. You need some Fean Lip Balm!

Example #2: Dude, you smell like stank ass. Please go Fean wash before we go out!

by NeverWrong23 July 6, 2009

felation

the happiness a man feels after receiving oral sex

Doug: Tom was acting unnaturally weird today at work.
Tammy: Yeah, that's because he taught his dog how to give him head.
Doug: Ah so he's feeling felation!
Tammy: Yeah.
Doug: Also, you probably shouldn't talk about Tom's wife like that, Tammy.

by BirkMagirk May 5, 2011