Feekees

Feekees is the act in which an incel man spends his evenings at home watching tv while eating pizza and masturbating feverishly instead of socializing with women.

“I Feekeesed so hard last night, that I blew my load onto the pepperoni pizza.”

by AnonymousJew2 May 18, 2022

feckless

1. that of which has no worth, validity, use(s).

2. useless. a waste of time.

3. anything that Gayrab posts on the Internet. 99.7% of the ilk typed or posted by Gayrab. (also point your browser to keyboardracer.com for further details)

"Michael, you should check out the article in last year's C.W. skate magazine? It's got the funniest picture showing Gayrab sitting on the deck of an empty swimming pool, doing what he does best... complete with a feckless laptop 'puter on his lap. He's all trying to mad dog the the camera too. BWAHAHA!"

"Chris, yer SO right. His new name will now be Feckless Lapdog. Cuz that's all he is... just an old flea bitten dog that barks and whines all day. Harmless."

by anonyomous June 17, 2004

feckin

a variation of the naughty word, Irishalized. (Irishalized-Irish form of anything.)

Being feckin Irish, I have an excuse to grow feckin potatoes in my feckin yard. Feckin.

by poofaces January 4, 2009

fecktastic

from the root word meaning fuck and the seconday root meaning fantastic, they combine and make, fecktastic. Which is fucking fantastic.

Holy ballsack, pie if mfin fecktastic.

by Marty Schneider July 19, 2004

feekeys

n. feces
v. to defecate in one's pants

"Dood, guillama's apartment smells like feekeys."
"I know man, he ate too much baby food, then he feekeyed his diaper."

by Law Boy July 22, 2004

freckfuck

Someone who is lathered in freckles and commonly looks like a fuck. Tends to have good swagga even with shit stains on their face (freckles)

Oi gaz you freckfuck stop slamming those bitches! Or hay Gianni come here you freckfuck stop feeling up that horse!

by Trezzhorn January 28, 2015

Feckadoodledoo

A curse word, appropriate for when fuck seems too aggressive but damn just won't do.

Feckadoodledoo, the Chinese takeaway place has run out of sweet and sour chicken.

by Peppersgal April 12, 2016