featherlungs

The smoking equivalent of a lightweight.

One who coughs profusely any time any amount of smoke is inhaled.

(Group lights cigarettes.)
Tom: -inhale- -exhale-
Joe: -inhale- -exhale-
George: -inhale- HACK COUGH AGHHHH COUGH COUGH COUGH

Tom: Nice featherlungs, little girl.

by yeasrsly December 9, 2010

Fathering Adventures

A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids

That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures

by theos a fat dog August 9, 2018

father is fathering

mother is mothering but it's a guy.

person 1: what do you think about Ruston Kelly's new album?
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!

by thethreefourzeroseven June 16, 2023

Festering The Fingers

The act while walking of fixing your pants and swinging you arm out infront of you.

Kid 1: Look at that guy he must be a pimp.
Kid 2: How do you know?
Kid 1: Look at him Festering The Fingers

by Wryte Chandler August 6, 2008

leathering it

To go fast. To speed. As in "hell for leather". Or possibly from horse racing where a leather crop or whip is used.

Honest copper, I wasn't leathering it.

Coming down the back straight the jockey was giving it leather.

by cyberforester December 11, 2013

Peathering idiot

Someone who is constantly following you around stating the obvious, and is snitching on people even if what there’re doing is what is supposed to be happening.

Mr.Filch from “The Harry Potter series” is such a peathering idiot. He’s always getting students in trouble even if they’re in the right.

by Slytherin Misfit June 23, 2019

Festering

It’s what lay cats consistently do.

Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!

by Laycats October 6, 2020