Farming IND

Where drug pushers kidnap victims to test there drugs on

Yo! Did you hear Kellie got Farming IND done to her

by Girlslikeme June 27, 2021

face farming

the act of growing a beard and/or mustache.

"sweet face farming, dotson. I've never seen you with a goatee"

by blue eyes, yo March 4, 2010

carpet farming

The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.

(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.

After carpet farming for almost three days, i almost have enough shards to smoke!

by queenofskitzerland July 2, 2015

Moisture Farming

Moisture farming is when you are fingering you girlfriends butt hole and it get to dry to go deeper. So, you got the pussy to get you fingers wet. Then you drop back into the butt hole.

Her asshole was to dry for one finger so I did some moisture farming then 2 fingers went right in.

Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker

by Krrrap July 20, 2016

Cheese-farming

When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk

The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".

by redhairetc June 1, 2018

french farming

Term used when your friend is trying to get a girl. Talking/flirting her up.

Bro, do you know where LJ is?

Yeah, he’s over there french farming.

by akeno’ December 9, 2020

Farticles

fahrt-i-kuhlz
–noun
Flatus-flakes expelled through the anus, usually consisting of solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. Occasionally contains entire corn kernels.

Naomi loved sleeping in the nude with her husband Ted. Until that unfortunate evening she decided to be the spooner, and not the spoonee. Feeling something warm blow ever so gently onto her leg, she rushed to the bathroom to find brown-speckled farticles adorning her knee cap.

by lenjowery February 21, 2011