Falafeling

To partake in the careful art of giant falafel wrap consumption

I'm going falafeling lunch time

by Falafel rap master June 4, 2018

Falafelology

The study of falafels.

"Dave studied Falafelology in pursuit of the finest falafel."

by Mushy Peanis January 3, 2020

Falawkas

Falawkas: (adj):

1. Irrelevant; misplaced and useless in all or any context(s).

2. Exhibiting some or all signs of toxic masculinity or toxicity in general.

3. Bad actor and/or bad at one's job.

Don't be such a falawkas

Trump was being such a falawkas during his last debate

by Omarisming October 16, 2020

Falatto

The act of having a gun in fully automatic mode. Or the act of licking cum off someone’s penis. It’s up to interpretation.

Jack, perform falatto on me.

by GreenMow.com April 10, 2022

amber falamber

A name to describe any mean person.

I thought you were a true friend! You're just an amber falamber :(

by Linda Lazania October 4, 2017

Falafeled

"Fucked and left for dead".
This is when your partner has sex with you to exhaustion (yours) then slips away while you are passed out cold.

My GF falafeled me then headed out to the clubs alone.

by sf_alphamale June 22, 2008

falafels

Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.

Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.

by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005