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Blue Funnel

Pseudonym of 1LT Jaclyn Gill of the 94th BSB, 4th Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Polk, Louisiana. So named because she made some (bad) amateur porn in college and in one video, (after a BAD blowjob), swallows a guy's load through a blue funnel inserted into her mouth, then wipes it out with her hands and licks it from her fingers. She is also a total bitch who is the personification of incompetence, pure evil, and has a busted-looking rotten snatch.
Person 1: "Did you see the video where Jackie drinks the jizz through the blue funnel?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it made me puke so hard, my dog jumped out the window. Blue Funnel's one disgusting bitch."

Person 1: "I'd hit it."

Person 2: "Yeah, with a stick maybe."
by TehMaestro January 14, 2008
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It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)
by Nick D March 6, 2003
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Funnie

A soon-to-be widely used internet word that helps decipher between what is and is not sarcastic when referring to something being funny.
A: I'm Rick James, bitch!

B: Hella funnie, bro.

A: :(
by Rightning December 14, 2010
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funny t-shirts

Those stupid ads you see on the side of your screen while surfing Urban Dictionary. Those girls aren't even pretty!
Man, those ads are suppose to have funny t-shirts but they are not funny at all!
by Lightboxes April 28, 2008
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funny not found

An expression that is used when a joke is lame.
Ted: Do you play sports?
Ned: Yes, I play chess.
Ted: I bet you get injured a lot, hehe..
Ned: Funny not found, dude.
by tree pipit December 4, 2010
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not funny

most of the entries in this dictionary
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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Meat Funnel

noun. A vagina, or woman's/gay man's anus during sexual intercourse.
My lawyer, Bill, was so eager to tell me that his secretary Mark has a much tighter meat funnel then his own wife has.
by cyberobotic July 30, 2010
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