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Fixer

1. A person who makes arrangements for people, especially illegally or deviously.
2. (Journalism) A local hired by a foreign journalist, often as a translator and guide, and often helps the journalist gain access to interviewees and stories.

3. A chemical used in film photography that keeps the picture from fading.

4. A person or thing that fixes; repairs.
5. A substance used to fasten or secure in place.
"Unfortunately the journalist's fixer in Afghanistan was killed by the Taliban before we could reach him."
by Amanrock February 29, 2016
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fixe

Portuguese (and crossover) word for cool/having quality

pronounced feesh
Ja fostes a Lisboa? É mesmo fixe!

Have you been to Lisbon? That place is fixe.
by contagion; July 12, 2009
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Fiedler

1. German for "fiddler."

2. A master of folk music. Plays the guitar, mandolin, banjo, fiddle, harmonica, autoharp, or a combination of said instruments. A jack of all trades.
"That fiedler can make anything sound like music!"
by Vinderella March 23, 2009
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The Alaskan Firedragon

When a man is just about to ejaculate while receiving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.
Person 1: I paid some hoe i met on craiglist to let me give her the alaskan firedragon last night.

Person 2: What do you mean alaskan firedragon?
Person 1: well lets just say her nostrils were sticky but who nose?
by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014
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Fixeh

In the gaming community, "Fixeh" is used to describe someone who pays ridiculous amounts of money for an incredible computer, and then overclocks it, causing it to melt. The average "Fixeh" has an IQ roughly equal to that of a bag of wild berry skittles.

All "Fixeh"s are closeted homosexuals, and may or may not be Jewish, depending on the context.
You just melted your ten thousand dollar computer? What a fucking Fixeh.
by Lord Fappington VIIII October 8, 2008
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Firedump

A bowel movement characterized primarily by substantial heat in and around the anal sphincter, often accompanied by severe gut rot. This condition is caused by the consumption of spicy food, like jalapeno peppers or buffalo wings. Firedump will often cause extended visits to the washroom and can drastically inhibit one's productivity for the rest of the day.
The morning after eating a dozen hot buffalo wings and nachos with jalapenos, Patrick sat on the toilet for over an hour as his firedump burned his asshole.
by danpatcon December 2, 2010
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Fired

To lose one's job.

Synonyms: Get the boot, get the axe, canned, terminated, dismissed, laid-off, discharged, pink-slipped.
Honey, I haev terrible news. I've just been fired!

Dude, he just got the boot.

My friend just got terminated.

When do you think he'll get canned?
by Jesse McShortcakes May 18, 2006
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