Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

An actress who's full of shit. Some people really did get ass whoopings on a regular basis from their fathers growing up.

The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her. If she wasnt as cowardly as she was, people would know what her real name was.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

dis-feng shui-tional

Combination of feng shui and disfunctional.

When an ammature attempts feng shui in his/her home and ends up with a bizzarre decor that is uncondusive to daily life.

You're table is blocking the doorway, it's dis-feng shui-tional!

by Goldgoatturd February 23, 2009

Zi Feng

A really great partner who is always there and holds everyone else above themselves. And they are really hot. You would be really lucky if you ever date a guy called ZI Feng. They are thoughtful and funny, but psychopathic at times, ZI Feng is smart and an overachiever.

Girl 1: I'm dating someone.
Girl 2: what is his name?
Girl 1: Zi Feng
Girl 2: you are so lucky. They are really hot.
Boy 1: LIKE HELL THEY ARE.

by _xxienY_ June 15, 2019

Tao Feng

Tao Feng: Fist of the lotus is an xbox game created by John Tobias, co-creator of Mortal Kombat. Like the aforementioned game, the game is violent, even to the extent of visual bruises and scars. It is so severely underrated that this is the only definition given for it thus far.

I am a big fan of Tao Feng, it may not be the greatest fighter, but I can appreciate what it does best: Interesting characters and an original concept....

by Slayer1983 July 4, 2009

Ghetto feng shui

Leaving an object where you last used/had it.

I'm not a slob, I practice ghetto feng shui.

by Bitch9 August 25, 2014