Felegy

The awkward silence after a girl and a guy are having butt sex, he pulls out too soon and she shits all over his erect penis.

Guy: "AH SHIT! bitch! you just pulled a felegy."
Girl: "....."

by lionbitchohdoh March 7, 2011

feldman

(n.) A messy accident on a floor or other surface consisting of bodily fluids as a result of pornography shoots or other socially unacceptable behavior.

Attention. Cleanup required for a feldman in aisle 12. Feldman in aisle 12.

by requiett November 11, 2009

Felece

A women you do not want to meet. Either in a cold dark ally or a nice sandy beach. She will drain all of the positive vibes within a 10 mile radius. Avoid at all costs.

I was having a great day until my boss decided to act like a Felece.

by Coolio Slam Jam Bam July 11, 2011

Felim

A mysterious deformed like goblin that feeds on peoples rubbish.

Mom a felim got into the trash cans again.

by Lord pleasure February 3, 2018

Feldmanism

Performing general acts of jewshbaggery in all actions of your everyday life. The leader of this awful cult is davefeldman and he must be destroyed for creating this ultimate evil.

Room 405 hates all those that practice the dark arts of Feldmanism.

by 405Stinky May 5, 2005

Feemager

(fee-may-jor)
A female teenager, completely distinct from "woman", and "girl"

Totally great guy: "hi woman #1"
Feemager #1: "Woman?? are you calling me old??"
Totally great guy: "oh.. uhh.. no.. Sorry.. Girl.."
Feemager #1: "I'm not a little kid either! what's you're problem??"

next day

Totally great guy: I looked up Urban Dictionary and now I can say Hi feemager! how are you?"
Feemager #1: "oh you're so witty and brave" *faints*

by JT Dance-a-lot May 17, 2009

Felmon

An idiot, one who doesn't know when to stop asking questions and is always on people's nuts.

Man look at that Felmon, he is so annoying!

by Keeping it real all the time November 24, 2010