Ceiling Expert

A skank, slut, whore, sloo, slam pig, etc. that is constantly taking it missionary style and staring @ the ceiling.

Son of a bitch my ceiling has a leak, I should ask Monica Lewinksy's opinion because she is such a ceiling expert

by Bobass April 27, 2007

Expert bs'er

Someone who is good at telling lies. Bs'er (Bullshiter) Who tells a bunch of bullshit and is an expert at it because they do it so much.

"Jack told me you hated me so i dont like you"
"I dont hate you dont believe him....he is just an expert bs'er"
"Ok man. I believe ya"

by ConfusedOK September 3, 2016

Spider Expert

1.Person who is an expert on spiders.

2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.

"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"

"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."

"....fuck you, spider expert."

by meatwhistle July 28, 2007

eSports mode

When someone is doing very bad in a video game, but suddenly focusses and starts doing good.

Wow that guys bad, he better activate eSports mode.

by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

expert dust

Cocaine

Where my expert dust sucka?

by buckminister August 6, 2011

Expert bs'er

Somebody who has mastered the art of bullshitting.

Jane is an expert bs'er, She could bullshit her way out of anything

by bigJamiee September 3, 2016

Nolympic Expert

A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.

Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.

Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."

*shakes head during replay*

by TheBald March 1, 2010