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explosive diarrhea

A mostly liquid rectal discharge of significant force and velocity resulting in fetid splatter throughout the interior of the toilet bowl, almost always accompanied by an intensely foul, gaseous emission caused by the violent release of putrified colonic gas. The relief from bowel pressure experienced after such an assplosion is usually offset by the burning sensation of anal itching known in the vernacular as the "Ring of Fire."
A morning after bout of explosive diarrhea confirmed that Vietnamese cuisine wasn't for me.
by pedrosian January 6, 2009
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explosive diarrhea

This is the process of releasing waste at high rates of speed. Often creating a horendous stinch and sound. The sounds come out in either spurts or vibrating jitters cause from the pressure of the expelling of the waste making the cheeks of the anus flap together. The after effects of the diarrhea results in much comfort and relief from the pressures that was held inside the stomach and the intestinal track.
As I was sitting on the toilet I realised I had explsice diarrhea when I noticed much build up of pressure and a loud gasious sound released, also the flowing of much waste from the whole of my anus.
by Chandler Heath May 6, 2003
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explosive diarrhea

A time when you shit so hard that it all comes out of your ass at once..most of the time leaving your ass more pooey than a whole roll of T.P. can handle
MOM!! I.....need more T.P.
by James Lowe June 4, 2004
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Explosive Diarrhea

noun. A ferocious eruption of liquid shit that usually ends up everywhere but the toilet. Colors range from orange to mustard brown.
"Anthony missed his class because he was busy spraying anal secretion on the walls from his bad case of Explosive diarrhea."
by ISHKABIBBLES May 15, 2007
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Explosive Ejaculation

A male ejaculation with extreme force and pain.
While i was masturbating, i had an explosive ejaculation.
by wikywhat2 October 20, 2009
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explosive anal cancaids

This condition is a highly contagious deep tissue infection caused by being a raving douche bag. Should one be fortunate enough to contract the condition, a cure is attainable through excessive fisting with a studded metal gauntlet.

It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.
Mitchell was unable to sit down all week last week due to his explosive anal cancaids.

His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.
by scotshua April 4, 2008
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explosive orgasm

What happens when you put David Tennant and Johnny Depp in the same movie/scene
movieguru: have you seen 'LA without a map'?
spicygirl: ***EXPLOSIVE ORGASMS***
by Depp'sLover May 22, 2007
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