existential appetizer

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy

Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it

by von groovy March 30, 2019

Existential Crisis

An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the entire meaning of life itself and wonders if being alive even has a point. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, eating cereal, listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat and being vegan.

'she ruined my holiday!'
'don't worry about it Richard, she just had an existential crisis'

by BigNose395 November 19, 2019

Existential Dreadlocks

A hairstyle worn by those who know the world is fucked but aren’t quite ready to let this knowledge break their soul

Yes, I know I was furloughed but I’ve come to realise that everything about your corporation is evil and I’d rather work for a non-profit so don’t blame me, blame these Existential Dreadlocks I’ve been growing

by Joe Ad December 26, 2021

existential threat

Something that will destroy humanity and even the Earth. This is often pushed by the media to get everybody paranoid for ratings.

An existential threat can be a nuclear Holocaust that never happens.

by Me Roboto December 15, 2022

non-existant hairline

when your hairline is so far back it disappears!

Aryanna has a non-existant hairline because i cant see where her hair starts😂

by non-existant hairline February 9, 2018

Non-existantSexualOrientation

Non-existantSexualOrientation (NSO) is a community where you make up non-existant sexualities that invalidates other sexual orientations.

Girl 1: Hey girl 2, may I ask what your sexual orientation is?
Girl 2: Yep! I'm part of the Non-existantSexualOrientation! I'm animesexual :)

by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021

Pineapple of Existence

The pineapple from which all things in existence sprang forth

"Warship the Pineapple of Existence"

by Person8999 October 3, 2017