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ethical jerk

where you jerk off to your partner’s media content and not to media content of other people.
yea bro i just had an ethical jerk to my girl
by lukeceline June 28, 2024
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Ethical Gooning

Ethical gooning is a form of gooning where the individual only consumes porn and other forms of NSFW media in a way where:

1. All characters are canonically (or clearly by their depiction) 18+.

2. They know, understand, and like the character beyond their mere sexual appeal.

3. They do their best to credit artists and other creators if they edit or repurpose their work.

Overall, the ethical gooner cares for and derives pleasure from other things beyond mere objectification or blind consumption of porn and NSFW media.

This is to especially juxtapose themselves to forms of gooning, where individuals that generate ignorance and mindsets that sexualize and objectify everything due to their blind consumption.
Person 1: I like Yor Foger because she's a cool character with an amazing character in SpyXFamily while being hot as fuck. You only like her for the later. We are not the same.

Person 2: Aren't all are you crusty gooners the same?

Person 1: No, I engage in ethical gooning unlike others.
by Jack Yoth February 2, 2025
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Ethics

something that makes no sense. it may seem simple but it's not if you do something good, see that fruit or vegetable in your house you bought to be healthy it may seem like a simple choice but it was farmed by children or underpaid members of communist countries or slaves.
A: Ethics suck
B: why?
A: ex: a priest gets told a horrible secret but can't tell the police because they made an oath, but it seems wrong not to tell
by sukmaidik March 6, 2023
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ethical wasian

When a Wasian has a white mother and an asian father.
Bro: Damn did you hear Jessica is an ethical wasian?
Me: So her mom isn't a victim of the Oxford Study
Bro: Yeah, her dad's Filipino and her mom's Italian
by bobalover3 July 27, 2024
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Consistent Life Ethic

Refers to the belief that human life begins at conception, and should not end unless from natural causes. The womb to tomb approach, sometimes called the seamless garment.
I'm pro consistent life ethic, so I oppose abortion, euthanasia, unjust war and the death penalty.
by catpeesweeties December 15, 2025
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Phone ethics

Phone ethics ; is the manner and expected way to yours your mobile.
Correct phone ethics, is not to point it towards somebody's lap on public transportation.
by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020
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Ethical Fumble

The botching of a romantic pursuit, usually purposefully, on ethical grounds, such as to prevent cheating on ones partner, or taking advantage of someone under the influence. It is typically done in secret without the potential romantic partner's knowledge.
Person 1: I nearly got with a baddie last night, but I knew I couldnt betray my Girlfriend like that.

Person 2: That is understandable, its an ethical fumble.
by SmileTank October 7, 2025
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