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Hormonal Ejaculation

Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.
A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.

B : Ah Shit, For real ?

A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.

A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...
by Eliminist August 7, 2010
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Ejaculation emancipation

The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"
"Me and Hilary made an ejaculation emancipation together on Tuesday!"
by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016
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nipple ejaculation

A phrase used in awkward situations to relieve tension
Person 1: soooo...
Person 2: nipple ejaculation
All: hahahaha
by Barbsbarbie September 17, 2013
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Orifice Ejaculation

Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.

Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
I just can't wait to tell my wife I had an orifice ejaculation last night
by sniquemazter November 22, 2016
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Nuclear Ejaculation

"Oh, the pilot ejcted and blew me up."
"I blew up your mom with a Nuclear Ejaculation"
by Nut_meme November 29, 2016
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Premature eHAculation

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.
Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.
by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016
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Unsolicited ejaculation

When the pussy so good and you lose control and accidentally cum in her
by NEVERapper27 February 12, 2019
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