weight lifter's erections

When one is lifting, causing the veins in their arm to pop out as a result of this.

I was lifting yesterday, when suddenly, suddenly, I got some weight lifter's erections.

by bob shipopo May 3, 2008

Erectusaurus

When you can tell the largest person in the room has a boner

Did you see Dillon, he has a boner.
Ya he's the erectusaurus in the room right now.

by SimplyOG June 2, 2016

erectussy

When you stick an erect penis or dick into a pussy

Person 1: Last night I got an erectussy by John
Person 2: I got double whammied with erectussies. I'm the erectussyest queen!

by The Dik Masturbatur May 27, 2022

Erectus Perfectus

Noun; A spell in many media franchises that acts exactly like penis enlargement pills

Person 1: “Erectus Perfectus”
Person 2: “…”
Person 1: *penis grows 5 extra inches”
Person 1:” alright I’m off to go meet my tinder matchup”

by Tabbylab May 21, 2023

Erectetnus

Sticking you’re boner on a something rusty

I erectetnused on a rusty fence

by Thewordmaker0131 March 17, 2024

Erectus Penilemensus

Erectus Penilemensus means while you are fucking your old lady, she starts her period all over your erect cock.

Person 1 - Man, I fucked Victoria so hard that she bled all over me.

Person 2 - No Fool! It was just erectus penilemensus

by What’s up! November 22, 2024

Erectus Dysfunctionus

A spell learned by wizards who only wish to win in the longterm wizard battles. Gives the accursed erectile dysfunction.

He cast "ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS" on me and now I can't get hard.

or if you are a magic caster

ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS

by Mega-blongus February 6, 2026