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Ejaculate and Evacuate

OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate
by yeet me November 12, 2018
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Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.
On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"
by Filamena C January 7, 2010
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ejackulate

another word for ejaculation to a person who has the name jackson, jack or something close to the term
hey jackson have you ejackulated yet?
by BetaKabore December 28, 2018
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ejackulate

What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".
If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
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Exactulately

A complex portmanteau word. "Exactly" + "Accurately" = "Exactulately". Not just exact, not just accurate - but both.

Possibly (er, exactulately) derived from a brief verbal stumble in a youtube video on the Tested Channel about "Inside Adam Savage's Cave: Model Making for Movies".
That is exactulately the situation we face, no one could have said it better.

Exactulately what do you mean?
by —thoughtstorms— July 2, 2017
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ejackulating

I was ejackulating on this girls face when her dad walked in on her
by pseudonym Birgitte February 28, 2018
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eyakulate

When you throw up and ejaculate in a girl at the same time
Hey NI🅱️🅱️ER I just eyakulated in a girl in your bathroom, quite a mess in there
by 42jae March 12, 2018
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