Mexican Eggroll

When you take a tortilla, lather salsa on it, then beat your dick with it like it owes you money.

Extremely eager for some action, Bobby performed a Mexican Eggroll at the dinner table because he hadn't had sex with his girlfriend in months.

by HerbinAteAvore November 30, 2013

Etoro

A quite personality who loves collective success. A born leader who is loyal. Can be stubborn and very inquisitive.

My my I’ve always wanted to met Etoro

by Akpan February 6, 2020

eToro

A terrorist organization with the aim of destroying the Kurdish rebels. they are headquartered in turkey and they have conducted many lethal raids on Kurdish cities. there leader, yoni assia is a demon from hell who wants to cause as much suffering as possible and he is a servant to only Satan himself. the UN wants him dead, but he will never give up the fights to eradicate the Kurds.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA eToro is coming!

by frankreich October 28, 2020

buttered eggrolls

When someone makes you happy. you, being the eggroll, are good on your own, but when someone butters you, you become better. Or when something/one is very pleasant to be around, they are like buttered eggrolls.

Mark, Emily talks about you like buttered eggrolls.

by canigetauhhhhhhhhanimetiddie December 23, 2017

butters my eggrolls

another way of saying "pisses me off"

That girl really butters my eggrolls

by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017

Egoprofen

Common remedy for ego, usually an event or diss that completely dimishes one's ego.

Braham entered a dance contest all cocky and got maliciously owned; he took more than his dose of egoprofen.

by Count Suckula April 23, 2007

egonostic

The belief in oneself and all of one's own capabilities.
While confused with being egocentric, egonostic is used to define those with a unshakable conviction in one's own abilities.


Not to be confused with the words:
self-confidence, atheism, agnostic, unique

One: "Hey God.."
God: "YES?"
One: "This can't go on..."
God: "HOW COME?"
One: I've found someone else to believe in...
God: WHAT!? A-after...All This Time?
One: Yea, I'm breaking up with you
God: *speechless*
One: You're just so outdated...sorry.
God: "but, the bible.."
One: Sorry, it's not you, it's me...
God: "I loved you!"
One: Yea, I've discovered something... it's called egonosticism...

*Poof* God disappears

One: Wow, reminds me of my ex...

by C Tang January 3, 2009