Big Eats

What you call the vag of a lesbian who:

a) has been around
b) is fat
or
c) all of the above

My ex's new gf has big eats.

by KaseyKilla August 26, 2009

eating my eats

It means basically the same as getting up in someone's grill, bugging them or invading their privacy

"Yo man stop getting up in my grill, eating my eats"

by mur11 September 9, 2008

satan eats cheese whiz

The awesomest subliminal message ever. Found in Weird Al's Nature Trail to Hell.

Joe: Dude, wanna know something?
John: What?
Joe: Satan eats Cheese Whiz.

by I EAT PUPPIES April 9, 2006

phat eats

good food

by beef curtains April 18, 2003

Good Eats

When something is easily winnable or easy to beat.

Person 1: Yo I've versed these guys before! This team is Good Eats.
Person 2: Yeah they suck ass.

Second Use:

*Picks up a rare weapon in a game
Person 1: Yeah we're loaded up now, this is good eats.

by Not BlueCow23 May 4, 2021

WHERES THE EATS BITCH

when your bitch is a lazy ,slacking ,skank that dosent have dinner ready when you get home.

yo wheres the eats bitch

by SUPER FLY T August 25, 2006

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011