totem duece 

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upper decker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.

"Dude this sucks, there is only one bathroom and all of us ate taco bell"

"If we don't take fast dumps, I'm going to crap my pants."

"No need to worry bro, we can just tak a totem duece."

"I got the top"




"Oh my gosh, what kind of creature can shit in the tanker and bowl at the same time?"

"Must of been a totem duece"

totem duece by Shower Fart October 23, 2008

ducess 

like later. im outta here. see ya.

Hey i gotta go. ducess.

ducess by itbeemiko September 13, 2009

Duece 

holding two fingers up in the gesture of the "peace" sign

On the way out of the door, he threw those dueces up and said, "I'll check you all later."

Duece by Joy OBidike December 15, 2003

Double Duece

Flipping someone the double bird, a la Strong Bad stylie. The best way to flip someone off.

All of the Bitches deserve to be given some double duece action.

Double Duece by *MICHI* August 12, 2003

poppin' deuces

To peace out, to throw the peace sign and leave

Chris: Hey man, are you out?
Shandon: Yeah man, I'm poppin' deuces. ::peace sign::

poppin' deuces by Shandon H. March 14, 2006

duece 

1. a shit
2. an exlamation

i just dropped a duece

what the duece is going on here?

duece by The Face Man April 25, 2004

Deuces 

The act of holding your peace sign fingers sideways while simultaneously saying "deuces" to another individual. It can be meant as both a friendly and unfriendly way of saying goodbye or peace out to someone else.

Friendly way; Mark threw up deuces while leaving the epic party last night.

Unfriendly way; Jake threw up some deuces when he peeled out of Kyle's moms driveway after he left there with Hulk Hands!

Deuces by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012