A law that stems from ancient times, states that all men born into the world with a penis shall have at least two intense sexual desires. This rule states that a man must have at least as many fetishes as he does genatalia. Such fetishes may include, but are not limited to, foot fetish, bondage fetish, femdom fetish, hentai fetish, earlobe fetish, knee fetish, boob fetish, ass fetish, attractive singing voice fetish, etc. Of course a man may have more than 2 fetishes, but according to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2.
Megan: So, Joe, you got any fetishes? ;)
Joe: I have a major foot fetish.
Megan: Is that your only one?
Joe: Yep.
Megan: What a faggot! According to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2. I can't sleep with you.
Joe: NOOOOO!
Joe: I have a major foot fetish.
Megan: Is that your only one?
Joe: Yep.
Megan: What a faggot! According to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2. I can't sleep with you.
Joe: NOOOOO!
by EarlobeFetishMan February 4, 2014
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A boss's act of giving a competent employee an additional duty because:
a) management failed to account for a pressing need while planning
or
b) the employee slated to do that job is essentially worthless, and management feels compelled to task the next guy standing with the bad employee's duties
A boss's act of giving a competent employee an additional duty because:
a) management failed to account for a pressing need while planning
or
b) the employee slated to do that job is essentially worthless, and management feels compelled to task the next guy standing with the bad employee's duties
Since a senior staff member is horrible, my boss dual-hatted me as both logistics and operations manager.
I gave a presentation on maintaining a franchise's books, so the district manager dual-hatted me as both store manager and district comptroller.
I gave a presentation on maintaining a franchise's books, so the district manager dual-hatted me as both store manager and district comptroller.
by I-95 journey man July 31, 2010
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(Doo-lee) A Hundred Dollar Bill. Made up of 2 Ulies. A Uly is a 50 dollar bill, named for Ulysses Grant who's face appears on it.
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Get the dualies mug.(v.) To carry and use two single-hand weapons at the same time; often associated with Halo 2, although it is featured in many other FPS titles as well.
by Some call me...Tim. February 22, 2005
Get the dual-wield mug.A montage (usually in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2) that is made by two people acting in tandem by putting together gameplay clips, often of sick quick scopes or no scopes.
MW2 Player: Have you seen the new dualtage from Muzzafuzza and Fuzzamuzza?
Random dude: What the fuck is a dualtage, an STI or something?
MW2: You faggot hardscoper.
Random dude: What the fuck is a dualtage, an STI or something?
MW2: You faggot hardscoper.
by The Wyte Man/ScopeSupremacy April 10, 2011
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typing 3825 968 gives you "dual you", using the same characters as 'fuck you'
typing 3825 968 gives you "dual you", using the same characters as 'fuck you'
by CraigG (XLerate93) October 18, 2006
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