DTS
DTS by Bitchasstoner April 23, 2018
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DTS ( Donald Trump Syndrome) is a terminal disease. Symptoms include bragging, Pathological lying, Narcissism, Conduct disorder, Oppositional Defiant Disorder, Abusive attitude, Impulsivity, entitlement, Tempermentalness, and anything your elementary school bully did. People with DTS often die from fatal wounds, concussions, internal bleeding, and being ignored. Docter's autopsy reports often include mysterious objects in the intestine: large sums of money, chicken bones, black tar, and Russian receipt notes. Some people you may know with DTS are Robert Holcomb, from 60 days in on A&E, any overly qualified high school teacher, most community college professors, and every celebrity.
Jeff, from the country club, has a fatal case of DTS. Jeff was recorded rigging the golf course, but he still insists that he won because he is like "really" good and has a very stable birdie.
DTS by Gotta call'em out May 3, 2018
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Scotty Doesn't Know" is a song written and performed by the American rock band Lustra. Originally written for the 2004 film EuroTrip, the song contains numerous lewd references to how Scotty's girlfriend Fiona has been cheating on him for an extended period of time; the song is written from the perspective of the person she is having the affair with. The song was eventually released on their 2006 album Left for Dead. The song peaked at #53 on the U.S. Billboard Pop chart, #39 on the Digital Songs chart and at #75 on the Hot 100, mainly due to the high amount of digital downloads.
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