douchebucket

A bucket of douche water.

"That dude is a serious fucking douchebucket!"

by AshlyL July 12, 2015

Douchenugget

(N) An individual who is unable to defend political allegiances he or she posts on a meme.

After posting a meme calling Reagan a hero, the douchenuggets Amber and Robert couldn't defend why he deserves such an honorable title.

by Echo5Romwo December 12, 2015

Douchecake

A bearded ponce who likes to claim that positive vibes and electromagnetic pulses will save your life from real diseases like cancer.

Can you believe that Noel Edmonds, telling cancer patients they're sick because of a negative attitude? What a douchecake.

by Jonny Douglas June 7, 2016

Douchequake

The phenomenon that occurs when a person's loud stereo causes a building to shake.

"Dude, why is your house shaking?"
"Oh, that? It's just another douchequake."

by sarabellum September 16, 2016

Douchequake

noun
a person so annoying the ground will move to avoid him/her

Because of that douchequake Montell my azaleas have uprooted.

by Edbelfourskin November 16, 2016

Douchenugget

A term that describes a total asshole. Definitely someone who dresses like a tool. A big step up from a normal douche and his douchebaggery actions, this person wears the title proudly. Commonly used when referring to people named William who golf and have trust funds.

Donnie: "Did you see what Will wore to go golfing today?"
Jamie: "Yeah he looked like a total douchenugget. It could've only been worse if he had a visor"

by TotallynotWillsroommates June 14, 2017

Douchenugget

Much like a d-bag, but this type of person feels they are better then others and has a super sucky personality (Often a fan of lacrosse)

Why those friends all wearing matching button ups and boat shoes? What a bunch of douchenuggets!

by Quacksefph August 4, 2017