douchenheimer

step above a normal douche bag going even further towards living a long and lonely life because you are so douchey.

wow...rocky is such a douchenheimer, what kinda douche bag would shit on their dog?

by the wood1 March 8, 2011

douchebauchery

Engaging in particularly heinous acts of rowdiness, drunkenness, and savagery. Often, if not always, with a particular disrespect for the female gender (a grammatical blend of douchebaggery and debauchery... obvi).

Bro, there was some epic douchebauchery taking place at the "open party" last night.

Yeah, I can't believe that broad period-ed all over the president's sheets after I banged her.

by Hunk Daddy Flex March 8, 2014

Douchestache

That stache that a persian guy has every day that you wish to have you show you got some balls

"Man dat guy has got a douchestache i would rate 8/8 m8"
Women: "I would fhuk that m8 with that 8/8 douchestache"

by NotGabensLover July 16, 2015

DoucheStache

Mustache or facial hair that makes you look like an asshole.

That man has a douchestache.

by Sbi_Lynnie January 10, 2016

Douchecake

A bearded ponce who likes to claim that positive vibes and electromagnetic pulses will save your life from real diseases like cancer.

Can you believe that Noel Edmonds, telling cancer patients they're sick because of a negative attitude? What a douchecake.

by Jonny Douglas June 7, 2016

douchracket

An idiot who thinks they have a big dick when they have a micro penis.

Someone who has no working brain cells.

Oh hey. It’s big dick Dave. He’s such a douchracket.

by MysticalPagan89 February 26, 2023

douchracket

An idiot who thinks they have a big dick when they actually have a micro penis.

A complete moron.

Oh hey. It’s big dick Dave. He’s a Douchracket.

by MysticalPagan89 February 26, 2023