douche 

An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person

Dude, you are such a douche!!!

douche by Douchebag February 6, 2003

Douche 

(doo-shhh):Someone who does something to make themselves look cooler in front of large crowds. Often appear at swim meets, and walk around as if they are god on Earth. The biggest douches are the douches who call out other douches.

"You know you're a douche when you shave a T into your chest.'

Douche by EmVerKen May 4, 2011

douche 

A product use to clean out a woman's vagina

Hey girl, you got a spare douche on you?

douche by Techtonix July 6, 2016

douche 

a perfect insult to use as an alternative to profanity; a name often used to describe guys (or girls) who are overly obnoxious and don't know when to shut up

Matt K is a douche.

douche by fratlord12 January 30, 2017

Douche 

French word for shower. Unfortunately, people think it means "extremely arrogant guy".

Maman, je m'en vais prendre une douche! Je vais te rejoindre après, ok?

Douche by ImNotFrench666 February 28, 2017

Douche 

Matthew St. Clair

If you take up three parking spots you are a douche

Douche by Eatthatpussi455 July 9, 2017

Douche 

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else and acts like their actions don’t have consequences. Usually rude and stuck up

She’s missing her sisters birthday? Wow, that Roni chick is such a douche.

Douche by Lotsofthots June 9, 2022