douche

A person who owns both an iPhone and an iPad.

Guy 1: Dude look at John's new iPad. Doesn't he also have an iPhone?

Guy 2: Yea. He's totally a douche.

by jonodp April 3, 2010

douche

1) a vaginal cleansing device
2) a weak little pussy who often tattles on others because he is incapable of solving a problem by himself, and therefor invites more attacks.

on warm saturday nights... i go home.. close my door... turn up the music.. and douche myself.

god...god, ur just, ur such a douche...just god.. DON'T TOUCH ME!

by NoMerci366 February 19, 2005

douche

someone who wears white sunglasses

Jeff is wearing his white sunglasses again. What a douche.

by Red Velvet Cake June 17, 2009

douching

The practice of unexpectedly dumping a large amount of water from an elevated position (or from a moving vehicle, which is called a drive-by douching). The higher the position from which the target is douched, the better and more respectable the douching. It is traditional to play "Scatman" by Scatman John after completing this act. Video footage of a quality douching is a must.

That killer douching of Pierre from the top of the Eiffel Tower was definitely one for the history books.

by Nick D March 9, 2005

douche

The french term for shower

Vont saisir une se doucher vous sentir mauvais

by ffjjbskdug April 13, 2007

Douche

Michael Besly. Lead singer of The Farther I Fall.

Michael Besly is a douche.

by DrunkLahey November 19, 2011

douche

an idiot who proves himself worthy of absolute humilliation.

Jaron! You douche! You ran over my hand with your car!

by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005