Doochebag

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag

Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag

by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007

Dooschbag

Insulting name for Someone who seems to constantley Fuck up

Jeezus mark...your such a Dooschbag...I told you not to sniff the milk

by Che and da joker April 20, 2005

Doosh

When a person, is such a douche that spelling the word traditionally does not begin to describe how much of a douche they are. So, you start adding o 's. The more ''o''s, the bigger the douche.

Brian is becoming a real Douche. Yeah, but Kevin is a fucking Doosh and Matt is a Doooosh.

by A-Paul_ing_behavior January 27, 2009

doorchapper

This slang word is used to describe a male who is known for screwing on other peoples girlfreinds/manishee's, etc, Especially when the girls boyfreind/husband cannot do anything about it. If imprisoned for instance, or on active duty in the army. And most often than not will have moved on to the next poor guys girlfreind within a few months and the fun wears off as the thrill of the misadventure dwindles.

steven is a dirty doorchapping slug who fucked scotts' girlfreind.

Steven managed to get himself an ballsack emptying shag at louise because he is a doorchapper.

by vickmaker April 12, 2007

Dooshus

Adjective used when someone is acting or behaving like a doosh, douche, dooshbag, or douchebag whichever your prefer. In essence super dumb.

Joe: Hey whats good?
Dude: Not much just chillin'.
Joe: Oh aight, so you tryna watch a movie?
Dude: Nah my eyes hurt.
Joe: You tryna drink some beer?
Dude: Nah I'm good, tryna cut back on that.
Joe: Ok.. you tryna go cruise for some ladies?
Dude: Nah I'm gonna go home cuz I gotta do a lot of stuff.
(It's friday night.)
Joe: Stop bein' dooshus, c'mon.

by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008

dooshcano

dueche+cano

essentially a duechebag to the next level of queer.

That snitch is such a fuckin dooshcano.

by godhatesu April 30, 2009

douschebaggery

The act of being a douschebag

stop all of this damned douschebaggery!

by smexybeastofthewoods November 9, 2010