Dodged a Bullet

When you come close to dating a person but for whatever reason it falls through, and then later find out that person is batshit crazy, you've dodged a bullet.

I heard Kara nailed Oliver's pet snake to his door after she found a text from another girl on his phone. Guess I dodged a bullet there.

by DoubleDDucky June 29, 2016

Nigga Dodge

The dealer you go to to get a scat pack or a hellcat you cant afford (splitter guards included) on some insane financing terms. This dealer also specializes in chrysler 300s (tree hunnit) with giant wheels.

Head on down to nigga dodge get a scat pack for under 35k

by Fcausllc August 2, 2019

dodge douchebag

The epitome of someone who drives a dodge. Their driving skills are douchey, for example they drive fast and slam on the breaks and disregard everyone else. And also it's common for a dodge douchebag to park directly in front of the door at a gas station. dodge

That Ram just cut me off ! What a Dodge douchebag.

by Junkhead98 October 28, 2015

dodge dick

A person who usually drives a piece of shit, rusted out old dodge ram or a lifted ram who has a small dick and parks like an asshole

Person A - Look at that third gen cummins parked up on that curb
Person B - Looks like dodge dick to me

by Boobs taste nice October 8, 2019

dodged that bullet

If someone has dodged a bullet, they have successfully avoided a very serious problem.

Oh my lord! I just found out that my ex just had his second illegitimate baby. Dodged that bullet!

by Wishon March 30, 2010

filter dodge

A deliberate misspelling of an offensive term in order to bypass an online site's "filter", which often censors these terms. For example, fuck becomes f.uck.

I got banned from the message board for using too many filter dodges.

by bob882 July 7, 2004

Censor dodge

Making a word that is censored, (typically swears) un censored by changing a small detail.

Fück you all, bítches.

Censor dodged

by HOWYATOMMY September 26, 2014