Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, or read dove for short, is a tag often used on the popular fanfiction site Archive of our own (Ao3) to mark stories that have sensitive or disturbing content listed in the other tags.
"That story has Dead Dove: Do Not Eat tagged. I'd rather not be scarred for life, so I'll leave it alone"
by CrowTheWatcher May 23, 2022
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A famous line from a song (Drip) that was believed to be Dixie's song for a while, but the real singer of this song is Klondike Blonde.
Me to a celebrity: Omg, I love your videos! May I take a picture? *comes closer to celebrity*
Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist
Me: *walks away sadly*
Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist
Me: *walks away sadly*
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Very commonly misunderstood as a general warning of bad things to come, because it's so often used beside more serious tags, when really it's a specific warning not to take the other tags lightly.
(Originally comes from the TV show Arrested Development, referencing a scene in which the character Michael Bluth finds a bag in the fridge that says DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT. He opens the bag anyway, before wincing, and saying, 'well, I don't know what I expected..')
Very commonly misunderstood as a general warning of bad things to come, because it's so often used beside more serious tags, when really it's a specific warning not to take the other tags lightly.
(Originally comes from the TV show Arrested Development, referencing a scene in which the character Michael Bluth finds a bag in the fridge that says DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT. He opens the bag anyway, before wincing, and saying, 'well, I don't know what I expected..')
by squaresquire June 9, 2023
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someone: "okay okay stop"
someone: "okay okay stop"
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Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug.1) A response to an obvious post
2) A response to a questionable TOS violation
3) A response to a topic we would rather not discuss.
Saying "We do not discuss SW in the JCC" automatically ends the discussion.
2) A response to a questionable TOS violation
3) A response to a topic we would rather not discuss.
Saying "We do not discuss SW in the JCC" automatically ends the discussion.
Bill: My fingernails are disgusting.
Bob: We do not discuss SW in the JCC.
Bob: Am I a bad person for loving the reefer?
Bill: We do not discuss SW in the JCC.
Bob: We do not discuss SW in the JCC.
Bob: Am I a bad person for loving the reefer?
Bill: We do not discuss SW in the JCC.
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