dickeedoo

When your belly hangs out more than your dickeedoo!

Hey Kelly, you're fabtacular! Dickeedoo lookin good today!

by Muffin Mix November 10, 2004

Dickenzian Fibbernosh

The practice of eating ice cream from someone's anus

Ice Cream Truck Operator: Would you like vanilla or strawberry ice-cream?
Hot Girl: How about some vanilla, so I can bend over and give you a dickenzian fibbernosh
Worker: I love chocolate vanilla swirl!

by Dr. Horatio Gerondista October 18, 2008

Charles Dickens effect

1. the tendency to write abnormally long sentences with heavy punctuation after reading a novel by Charles Dickens

2. the tendency to write or speak in a way similar to how the narrator or characters wrote or spoke in a piece of entertainment you recently experienced

if you'd rather not read a long and rambling novel, you can usually experience the Charles Dickens effect by watching Gilmore Girls: after watching it, you may find that you have the abnormal ability of speaking inhumanly fast and dishing out comebacks so witty and tactful that they should be against the law.

by joelj March 7, 2009

Getting dicked

When one receives the male fallace in a sexual manner.

Group of Fuck Boys are on a night out after a Cheeky Nando's, and they see a fine piece of meat in the club.

Fuck Boy #1: 'I'd destroy that lesser female!'
Fuck Boy #2: 'She's getting dicked tonight!'

by BinLadz May 27, 2015

Dicke Frau

This is German for a 'fat woman', or as they define themselves in singles ads: BBW. In actuality they are frequently fat, stinky bimbo's with psychological problems, with resulting physical conditions. They will describe themselves as HWP (height & weight proportionate) and put only a head shot photo in their ad and/or an old photo of themselves when they were 200 lbs lighter. It also refers to many many women who've reached the age of 40 and beyond and use their age as an excuse to blimp out and adapt the philosophy of: 'If he loves me, he'll take me the way I am'. Many of these same women also still believe they're entitled to a rich, handsome, fit, educated 'Dancing With the Stars' type of guy and hate slender women. If a guy is into fat women, he's in hog heaven with respect to their numbers and has little competition.

Die andere Nacht auf das elende singles club, alle Ich traf, war eine dicke frau. Ich kann mir nicht vorstellen jeder guy je ist, dass horney. TRANSLATION: The other night at that miserable singles club, all I met was a fat woman. I can't imagine any guy ever being that horney.

by Big Ed Moustapha October 21, 2010

dickety

In the Simpsons episode entitled "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Grampa Simpson uses it in place of the word "twenty" to recall his initiation into a gang called the Hellfish. His reason? The Germans stole "twenty" from them.

"Now, my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two..." ~ Abe Simpson

by SiliconHero May 3, 2003

Dickering

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.

A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering

by Banned As DC January 1, 2015