diktesla

trying to make friends off of an anonymous message board, often times attempting to become more than friendly with a poster of the same gender.

Hi forum friends. I'm here, Diktesla. You guys are my best friends. Maybe we can all do the nasty at my place. I luv my boys.

by PennLive October 23, 2010

Distextlia

Texting dislexia... Switching letters around un a text message. normally due to T9 usage

Jim: I got a new act last night
Bob: What? A new act?
Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia

by KEVINJEWELL April 19, 2008

disterned

1.) Looking disturbingly stern.

2.) If your like my partner, you'll occassionally forget words so new ones just spurt out. I liked this one LOL.

"You're looking particular disterned"

by S.P May 23, 2008

diktesla

A Fat Slob that's never had a date in his life. Looks for friends on a message board. Has Mrs Doll as his companion.

DikTesla has Mrs Doll in the passenger seat as he enters the local McDonald's parking lot. Paints Mrs Doll's lips red!

by Mr DikTesla November 21, 2010

DITTIN

To dance freely, with all of your emotions.

To run into things while paying attention
To express yourself freely while not caring what others think

Ohhhh shit we be DITTIN!

OH honey you're a dittin dork.

I be dittin.

So FUCK GIGGIN! WE BE DITTIN!

by Tim B, This word is mine. TM! November 22, 2011

distexia

when autocorrect picks the wrong word and you don't catch it in time before sending the text

an example of a distexia is: "will you throw the apples at prior and start an apple war?" when what you mean to say was "will you throw the apples at PEOPLE and start an apple war?"

by bunker_hill_champion September 27, 2013

dattebasa

Dattebasa is borutos way of saying “yknow/ya know”. Kinda like how Naruto says dattebayo and kushina says dattebane. The way they speak is from kushina passed down to naruto then boruto

“I’m Uzumaki Kushina ya know dattebane”
“I’m Uzumaki Naruto ya know dattebayo”
“Im Uzumaki Boruto ya know dattebasa”

by queen vamp June 29, 2021