Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD)

noun
A sudden, catastrophic "oops moment" in IT or cybersecurity where a system decides to take an unplanned coffee break—often accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, finger-pointing, and the ritual sacrifice of a weekend to the tech gods. Usually attributed to Murphy's Law, an overconfident patch, or a rogue cable someone swore "wasn't important."

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) - "Our firewall had a Rapid Unscheduled Disablement last night. On the bright side, it was the most efficient denial-of-service attack we've ever performed on ourselves."

by Cemetri Dutler January 16, 2025

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Disabled Facial

Whenever you receive a facial from a handicapped individual

“Woah, did you hear about Jensen?”

“Yeah, I heard that Timmy gave her a Disabled Facial. That’s so sick. I didn’t even know it worked”

by JoeKempIII July 25, 2019

disabled creative

A person who is creative but rarely showcase their work or doesn't get recognition for it.

Mara: Wow I'm a creative too. I just don't show case my work often or ever talk about it 😅
Daya: Oh you're like me. A disabled creative.

by small89 February 15, 2024

Food Disability

A food disability is when you can not eat any type of food for a reason beyond taste preference. ie Gluten intolerance is a food disability. Can also be used as food disabled.

I hate having Tommy over for dinner, I also have to make something special for him because he has a food disability.

by j3w15hw00k13 November 16, 2020

Disabled

When someone u hate is injured and u want them to get better, call them disabled.

Person 1: “Mateo ur disabled”
Mateo: “Thank you, ur the best”

by Mateoyousuck December 7, 2021

Brad (disability)

Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.

"Oh shit, you can tell he has brad (disability). Only a snapchat filter could make him look cute."

by Saturn (disability) February 2, 2019