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ditch weed

This is a type of marijuana that grows wild, and is usually found in ditches (hence the name) and other thickets. It is very, very bunk and contains little to no thc. Legend has it that every 7 years it draws thc out of the ground. I dont know if this is true or not, but i will look into it.
HaHa, i cant believe that little loser thinks that he'll get high smoking ditch weed.
by we2d July 23, 2008
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ditched

To leave something that is not finished.
To ditch a person is to leave them;
prefabley to run in the opposite direction!
Awww man me and Max were like totally spraying-up the high school board; and then ol' crawford comes!
I totally ditched max 'n' did a runner!
by Flora Veale September 4, 2005
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Bitch ditch

Oh my god, her bitch ditch stinks!
by Mik589er0-we October 15, 2008
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Ditch shop

A person who goes to the mall or other shopping facility with a group of people and browses to the point where they are no longer within the group, and therefore now shopping alone.
When shopping at Love Coulture, my sister decided to ditch shop my cousin and I.
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the seven-year ditch

When an established couple decides to separate at the seven-year mark.
Several of my friends divorced after 7 years. The seven-year ditch rule must be in effect.
by Xeenie February 15, 2009
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ditch pig

disgusting dirty slut, resembling lowest form of white trash, see also; margo.
"Who was that disgusting ditch pig who sucked 6 dicks at a time at her going away party?"

"You had me at ditch pig."
by kyla condon May 15, 2005
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ditching school

Probably the only thing you'll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped Mr. Wendell's ass with a towel.

Often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the class-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.

When asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has passed away, so that they might claim a class-free day as well.

Those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.
Teacher: Is Sean ditching school?
Student: No, he got hit by a bus.
by Gnappy December 26, 2008
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