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Dion

A true gremlin and possible child molester, he dwells in basements, attics and walls, waiting for anyone and anything to come near.
OH GOD! It's Dion
by Angry_Chicken March 16, 2020
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Dion Alfred

He describes himself "teachers pet" while he is not.
Dion Alfred always tells he is a teachers pet
by DIONNOTCOOL November 2, 2020
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Dion Bombing

The Dion Bomb is the art of requesting Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" on a digital jukebox at a packed bar. In most cases, the Dion Bomb will be interrupted by an intelligent bartender for a better song. Occasionally, females will use the opportunity to karaoke the annoying theme song to the 1997 blockbuster hit.

Men will use the opportunity to reaffirm their masculinity by vocalizing their objections to the broadcast of this song. This is mainly based on bad school dance experiences that rendered them without a dance partner, crying into a plastic cup of Minute Maid Orange Soda, wearing jean shorts and a Nautica t-shirt.
The bar was filled with Chads, last night. It should have come as no surprise that I was Dion Bombing the shit out of that place on my way out.
by The Stafford Executive August 18, 2011
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Dion Shields

The act of liking more than two people at the same time and usually leading them all on.
omg, he's doing a Dion Shields!
by xxbubblezxx June 29, 2011
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dione

a very angry person, weird but cool, i really like them tbh. they're my comfort person <3 MUWAH I LOVE U BESTIE
dione has a shopping addiction
by LMAO WTF IS A PSEUDONYM November 24, 2021
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Dion

"I went to this party and these Dioning on top of his cousins"
by Fredo Pasta November 24, 2021
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Dion

Dion is so hot
by Bully Maguire Fr March 29, 2023
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