dio verme 

An italian imprecation that associate God with a dirty Worm. It's not very common in Italy, but still powerful and useful, for example when you're angry, when you hurt yourself, when you just want to insult God and in many others situations (see also Porcodio, Diocane, Madonna puttana...)

"Ma dio verme che dovrei farci?!"
"Dio verme what am i supposed to do?!"
Or "Dio verme che male!"

"Dio verme what a pain!"

dio verme by Riskotake November 20, 2013

Dio Brando 

A fucking gay ass vampire who stole a body and didnt give it back for 100 years

jojo: that dude is such a Dio Brando

Dio Brando by salamandersnot August 10, 2020

dio cane

god gog, italian slang meaning anger, disappontment or even surprise.

Dio cane questa birra è calda come il piscio!
Unfortunately this beer is not so cold as I wish.

Ma cantate dio cane!
Please everybody sing.

Dio cane che numero!
Wow, that's great!

dio cane by gatto September 12, 2004

Dio cane

Italian blasphemous expression towards the Christian god meaning literally "God is a dog".

In English holy shit or holy fuck.

However it is generally used as a way of expressing (1)disappointment, (2)anger and (3)surprise; even some Christians use it, obviously they don't mean to offend their god.

1. Dio cane ho preso un 4 nella verifica...
"Dio cane" I've got a bad mark in my test paper...

2. Dio cane ma vai via dalle palle ?!
"Dio cane" will you leave me alone ?!

3. Dio cane ma hai visto che esplosione ?!
"Dio cane" did you see that explosion ?!

Dio cane by rapzeh January 31, 2009

Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro 

A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.

"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"

Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro by Albytheway May 9, 2015

Dio Stramerda 

it's basically God ultra shit

"Dio stramerda sei un coglione testa di cazzo"

Dio Stramerda by AegisBestemmiatoreseriale November 14, 2021

dio cane

Traditional way to swear against god, quite common in the north-northeast of Italy.
Literally it means "god is a dog", or "dog god".
It's said that this ancient expression was discovered hundreds years ago in the big venetian province of Bojon, the day that someone pronounced the words: "Veo juro, el xe un càn, eo gò sentìo sbajare"! (I swear, he is a dog! I heard him barking!)

Ma ghea moìto, dio cane?
(would you please be so kind to stop to tease me?)

Ecco, DIO CANE, varda! desso teo ghè roto!
(You should have read the user manual, now you've broken it)

Ma no, dio cane, NO DIO CAN, ste robe no ah!
(It's nice, but I would have done it in another way)

Ciò, dio cane! Vara dove che te meti i piè!
(Mind the gap)

Vorìsito dire che so drio contàrte na baea, dio cane?
(I swear it's true!)

Porco dio cane, verxi sto casso de cesso che so drio cagàrme dosso!
(I need to wash my hands)

dio cane by trixtan January 27, 2010