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Dimitris is a wonderful person.Really hot actually but can make you fall for him not by just his looks but his personality
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God God Dammit Dammit

From Mitch Hedberg's comedy bit about the vending machine with an HH button. He presses H twice instead of the HH button and gets the wrong snack.

Generally, an exclamation of extreme frustration.

Specifically, an exclamation of extreme frustration when you made the wrong choice based on insufficient or faulty information, usually said of something trivial like getting the wrong snack out of a vending machine.
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a HH button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit." - Mitch Hedberg

Ah, man! I ordered the deluxe platter and it turns out it's a fuckin' veggie burger and a soy-based milkshake. God God Dammit Dammit!

She told me over the internet that she was a virgin, and I was all excited, but it turns out she's also really ugly. God God Dammit Dammit!
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dimitri

slang for (arguabley) the most powerful psychedelic drug on earth; DMT (Di Methyl Tryptamine) which is also a natural human neuro-transmitter thought to be related to birth, death, and the soul. Can be found in thousands of plant and animal species throughout the world, including humans. It is the active ingredient in the ancient tribal brew from south america; ayahuasca.
yo man i got some DiMiTri, shall we frolic through another dimension?
by andylandy January 21, 2007
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dammit pinecone

whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.
-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!
by tadertodd December 14, 2010
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Scott Dammit!

The exclamation one says once they realize Scott got them on a philosophical tangent during a conversation.
Person 1: "What were we talking about again?
Person 2: "Before the meaning of life? I don't remember."
Person 1: "Scott Dammit!"
by hitheremynameis February 1, 2013
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dammit in the ass!

An exclaimation and/or exhortation indicating severe displeasure with the current situation.
Dammit in the ass! I locked my fucking keys in the mutherfucking car!
by Daniliciousuptheass January 17, 2008
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Dammit "name"

Used when someone you know does something stupid and/or is wrong. Such as epically failing.
Devon: You were wide open!! Why didn't you shoot the basketball?
Destiny: I didn't think i could get the shot off.
Devon: ...Dammit Destiny

Person 2: We have a basketball game today.
Person 1: I LEFT MY LEBRON JAMES SHADES AT HOME!!
Person 2: ...Dammit "name".
by Caramel14cc March 20, 2011
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