Day of the Dildo

A highly lauded short film by Dr Bunnygirl, conceived as an homage to the 1973 classic film, “Day of the Jackal,” while telling the true back story of the 45th President of the United States, often referred to as the Dildo in Chief.

Why yes of course there is an assassin in the masterpiece short film, “Day of the Dildo!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

between a crematorium and a dildo shop

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.

"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

by MartyFunkhauser November 8, 2020

dildo-trained

someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.

before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.

by Jack June 23, 2004

dildoesque

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.

My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

dildocio

The talk, actions, or behavior of dildos

This feat of dildocio is worthy of The Donaldo.

Oh, the dildacity!

by mahatmaKaneJeeves August 16, 2012

dildo

1) <Slang> A plastic or metal substitute for a man's erected penis; Sometimes is equiped with a vibration feature; Usually designed to be much larger than a normal human male's penis

2) <botany> A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)

1) I bought her a dildo and a pair of slippers, so if she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.

2) -That plant is so columnar
-hey man, we're in the west indies
-whoa >_>

by Matt's Mom November 1, 2006

Dillon

Basically a good person, but prone to doing dumb things. Dillon is a kind, very likable person, and is also very strange and has no problems being able to make you laugh. If you get a Dillon as a friend, keep him; he'll always listen to your problems and make you laugh afterwards. Since he's prone to doing dumb things, you'll have to step in alert him to that fact every now and then. Feel free to do so gently or harshly. He won't like it, but he'll understand you're doing it because you care about him. Try not to let him do too many dangerous dumb stunts. He has no problem doing things that will invariably end with a hard hit to the noggin, reducing his already terrible memory even further. He has a hard time relaxing, so if you have a good relaxation technique, make sure to share it with him. But most importantly, never let him doubt how much he means to you. You never know when he'll be gone, and life won't be quite the same without him.

For some, Dillon is a valuable friend. For others, a valuable Yu-Gi-Oh dueling partner. And for still others, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.

Girl 1: He just spends all class playing Yu-Gi-Oh with his friends!
Girl 2: Yup, sounds like Dillon.

by Star-Seer March 14, 2012