DILF

Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)

Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.

by {W@R} April 16, 2006

DILF

Acronym for Dog I'd Like to Fuck

There was a dog in the park what I wanted to fuck so bad. It was a real DILF.

by Edee October 30, 2006

DILF

Shortened phrase for "disc-golf" Commonly used among pro-dilfers and rec-dilfers alike.

I like dilf. Dilfing is fun.

by Pro-Dilfer June 14, 2016

DILF

noun dad i'd like to f*ck, meaning, someone extremely good looking or hot, generally middle aged with children.

person one : have you seen oscar isaac ? he's so hot
person two : yes, he's THE dilf !!

by steven is not my real name July 4, 2022

dilf

soph

soph is a dilf

by toemasheadon June 20, 2021

dilfed

getting sent a picture of dilfs (dads i’d like to f*ck). similar to rickrolling

“my friend sydney sent me a picture of both daniel bruhl and chris evans”
“dude... you got dilfed”

by mytearsricochetedupmyass April 29, 2021

DILF

Bob duncan

My friend: Oh my god Bob Duncan is such a DILF!
Me: Ikr

by Liltaki November 17, 2018