DILF

Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)

Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.

by {W@R} March 12, 2006

DILF

Acronym for Dog I'd Like to Fuck

There was a dog in the park what I wanted to fuck so bad. It was a real DILF.

by Edee October 30, 2006

DILF

Shortened phrase for "disc-golf" Commonly used among pro-dilfers and rec-dilfers alike.

I like dilf. Dilfing is fun.

by Pro-Dilfer April 12, 2016

dilfed

getting sent a picture of dilfs (dads i’d like to f*ck). similar to rickrolling

“my friend sydney sent me a picture of both daniel bruhl and chris evans”
“dude... you got dilfed”

by mytearsricochetedupmyass April 30, 2021

dilf

dad
i’d

like to

fuck

johnny suh dilf agenda

person one: did u watch the kick it mv
person two: yeah for like the 15th time, johnny is such a dilf
person one: but he doesn’t have ki-
person two: YEAH WELL I WOULD STILL CALL HIM DADDY SO SHUT UP
person one: 😳

by taesnicotineaddiction February 24, 2021

DILF

A super hot dad you'd like to fuck.
Dad I'd Like to Fuck

Matthew McConaughey is deff a dilf.

by matthew mcconaughty January 08, 2020

DILF

noun dad i'd like to f*ck, meaning, someone extremely good looking or hot, generally middle aged with children.

person one : have you seen oscar isaac ? he's so hot
person two : yes, he's THE dilf !!

by steven is not my real name July 05, 2022