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Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017
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Dickstract

Emily - " OMG I found my boyfriend cheating on me"
Shae - babe you better dickstract him
by Kleanere October 4, 2018
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Dickstraction

When the sex between you and a male is so lit and hott he's doing you no other good infact he's actually nothing but keeping you distracted with his dick making it hard for you to focus on anything else, Wich is getting to be a more of a problem than it should be.
Homegirl598-"No more Dickstraction's. Sorry boy you gotta go though FR fr!"
by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 23, 2019
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Dickstracting

When a man distracts a woman with sexual innuendo. Causing a woman to be focused on sexual thoughts of a particular man.
Just hearing his voice in my ear dickstracts me. (verb) He referenced how well his sweatpants were hanging and I became dickstracted. (adjective) The banter back and forth leading up to date night is so dickstracting.
by DusteeCowboy April 15, 2020
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Distracted

Having your attention occupied by setting other than the task at hand.
You forget what you were doing?

No I starting thinking about who that whore fucked a retard and instead on me and that thought distracted me from the task I was preforming. The thought ended with me deciding that I'm going to rape your personal whore and kill you when she srceams for your help. In front of her. And then I rape her in a pool of your blood. And then I when I finished fantasising about both of your deaths; I continued what I was doing.
by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
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Dickstracting

1. When someone is fondling your manly appendage when you're trying to focus your attention on something else.
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage
While watching television, my wives kept dickstracting me
by Postman54603 January 30, 2021
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Distracted

Kellen is distracted
by AlphaWolf0016 November 14, 2022
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