Dickshits

The guy on the opposite team when playing Call of Duty: MW or MW2. He is the homo with the sniper and can always be found by the most obvious camping spots, because he is a dickshits.
But in return, you must knife him to better his obnoxiousness.

Game loading...

EternalDescent: "I know there's going to be a.."

*sniper*

Dickshits: "haha dumbshit!"

*Eternaldescent knifed dickshits*

by Dickshits February 7, 2010

Dickstitch

A picstitch collage made up of dick pics.
A number of penis pictures arranged into a collage.

After Cait gave her number to the creepy guy at the bar, she received a dickstitch with multiple pictures of his erect and flaccid penis artfully organized into a collage.

by slg19 February 10, 2015

dickmish

when your fantasy football commissioner is a dick

Tyler sucks as our commissioner ..... he is a dickmish

by tamdis August 9, 2017

dickshit

when some gets shit on ttheir dick from anal

dude i got shitdick from last night with brad.

by tinkerbell December 4, 2003

Dickshit

Dickshit can mean shitdick and also mean someone that is a retard. Incapable of having any laughs and with a dick up their ass.

karina: hey dickshit! hows it going?
sammi: hey shitdick! im good, how r u?
karina: good man!

by poppopcorn December 9, 2013

Dick Smith

To use or take a portion of an item requested be passed at a dinner table.
-Verb

"Please pass the gravy."
<gravy is passed, but is used quickly enroute to the individual who requested before arriving to the requestor>
"Sorry, had to Dick Smith you."

by Monkey&Roburg April 4, 2016

Dickspitting

Amazing / Awesome / Epic

the todd: would have dragged me along if my laptop didnt suck dick
Patsy: indeed
Patsy: go buy a dickspitting pc

by Moooooosey January 27, 2010