Dickfluff

Warm seman type substance that drizzle out of the penis when teased, played with and is fully erected, but is not in fact cum

Dude this girl teased me like crazy the dickfluff that came from penis was intence

by Corey Sinopoli March 14, 2009

Dickflick

The new genre of male oriented romantic comedy films designed to attract men so they will actually go and watch something that their girlfriend will like. They are generally themed to make guys really like the jokes and humor, but have enough of a message and romance to keep the girl happy.

Hey where's Steve? Oh, he has taken his girlfriend to that new Dickflick 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'.

by Turbo7 July 8, 2009

dickflate

To harm a male's ego by insulting the size of his penis

Why is Joe so glum?

His girlfriend just totally dickflated him in front of his buddies

by Locutioner March 15, 2016

Dickflick

To 'flick' a 'dick'
Can be used to either describe an action or a person. Can also be used as a command.

1- Thomas, you jerk, you needa a good dicklflick!

2- Gawd, Henry is a waste of space, stupid dickflick.

3- Stfu and go dickflick, perv!

by Magnimar February 24, 2004

dickfluenza

An Ol' Scabby Penis - aka rare strain of hepatitis X, aka dickenpox

"Apparently dickenpox starts with influenza symptoms... of the dick"
"DICKFLUENZA"

by Power_Bottom May 21, 2018

dickfuck all

A way of saying nothing implying a negative tone, usually of agravation. Generally used when some one is bored and wants something to do or if some gave a lot of effort for no profit.

Ex 1

Guy 1: Hey man, what are you up to?
Guy 2: Dickfuck all, wanna grab a beer?

Ex 2

Girl 1: How much did'ya win at the casino?
Girl 2: Dickfuck all!

by Dusty Bannister March 8, 2007

Dickplum

A sweet gobbet of semen

Hey bae I hope you enjoy this dickplum. BOOM!!!

by Kingbum June 3, 2016