Upper Dicker

A small village in the south of the UK where it is a daily custom for men to slap dicks in the town square until thou shalt look upon the upper Dicker whom remains once all other dicks have fallen flacid. No homo.

*in local pub* pal. Yesterday came home, had to leave my wife. Guy in pub: what for pal? Only found her in bed with the upper Dicker. I cant compete with that level of virility.

by The brickyard beaver June 01, 2019

Dicker Max

A German tank known as K gepanzerte Selbstfahrlafette or Dicker Max. It was used in World War 2 as a tank destroyer and a bunker destroyer.

It is also very annoying in War Thunder

American tank in 1941: ah such a nice day

*Dicker Max Appears*

American tank in 1941: SHIT

by russian cat. August 22, 2023

Double dicker

A double dicker is when you have two boys messaging you in one night who are flirting with you.

Nah last night was a proper double dicker haha

by Mxxxymxxxxxr December 04, 2019

getting dickered

Getting dickered is a saying us red necks use for getting drunk or getting smashed...

Oh how am I'm getting dickered tonight

by 37darkshadow March 11, 2016

Coffee Dicker

People who like to stick their dicks in other people's coffee

Bro be careful, there's a Coffee Dicker around here.

by Daddy Lucifer September 06, 2021

Black and Dicker

when a male receives a black ring around his penis during a blow job caused by his girls black lipstick.

I got a new tube of black lipstick honey, you up for a Black and Dicker?

by uberdami December 13, 2010

double dicker

I double dicker is an individual who poseses two dicks. This happens very rarely and is often documented in porno.

Wow I grew another penis last night!

Hey that makes you a double dicker.

by Lil' Shaq April 05, 2004