deliver street pizza

Another stupid term designating vomit, emesis, technicolor yawn, or barfing.

Damn, Frank got so fucked up the other night he had to deliver street pizza on his girlfriend's bird bath. Now the birds don't come by anymore. Frank is such an imbecile!

by Frank Klaune June 24, 2006

Delivery Face

A male of hispanic descent that looks as if he would be delivering your food. Not every Hispanic male has this look, typically only the legitimate, illegal immigrants (AKA not American-Hispanic).

I saw this guy at a bar, and he totally had delivery face. It was a no-go.

by gothiqamericanprincess January 1, 2012

Ranch delivery device

n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.

"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"

by tsukiatari March 27, 2007

go all deliverence

to ass-rape someone while telling them to squeal like a pig
Deliverence is a movie where some people go canoeing down a river and the fat one gets raped by a redneck

dude you'd better fuckin watch it or else I'll go all deliverence on yo

by Alex July 6, 2004

pussy delivery

A female going to a male's residence for sex after he calls her to come over. The formality of a date is skipped and she is treated like a delivery person--but instead of food or furniture, she is delivering sexual services.

Man at 2am: "Hey Greta, come on over here and we can watch TV"

Woman: "Hell No! I ain't 'pussy delivery!'"

by teasergg November 15, 2010

Pizza Delivery

Probably one of the worst jobs ever, and one of the lowest paid. If you don't know the Delivery area by heart, or have a GPS in your car, you'll constantly get lost. Especially at night. Customers get pissed if you're late, sometimes people don't answer the door, and you'll never get good tips. It's a job you won't make any profit from. Most Pizza Delivery drivers have to use their own cars, and pay for their own gas. So whatever tips you do get, you'll end up spending them on gas. Washing dishes is another responsibility for drivers too, while they are waiting for their next delivery. Avoid this type of work for the sake of your own sanity.

Mark the Pizza Delivery driver makes 6 bucks an hour, and got lost on his way to some house in the middle of nowhere. But when he found it an hour later the people didn't even answer the door.

by Metalhead83 December 1, 2011

bovine delivery

Bovine delivery is a euphemism for have a cow. Everyone knows that in this day and age of the spin that every negative thing must be given a positive spin. Thanks to The Shrub and his merry band of spin doctors for making it obligatory to create a euphemism for have a cow.

When James Frey learned of the investigative expose done by The Smoking Gun he experienced bovine delivery.

by MsLi February 1, 2006