Ghost tricks: Phantom Detective

A game so underrated, that it didn’t have a definition on urban dictionary until now. If you haven’t heard of it, and chances are you haven’t, stop whatever your doing and buy it or watch the 9 hour gameplay on YouTube. It deserves a higher place in pop culture. Created in 2011 by Capcom, this game was overshadowed by it’s sibling, Ace Attorney. You play as Sissel, a recently deceased spirit who wakes up with no memory and powers of the dead. These powers allow him to manifest objects and travel back in time 4 minutes before someone’s death to change their fate. The story slowly builds as Sissel seeks to find the reason for his death, and the truth of what happened.

I just finished Ghost tricks: Phantom Detective and it is a hidden Gem. What a twist, the main character was actually Redacted.

by udontknowmeidontknowu July 8, 2021

Detextive

A current or former partner who makes a regular habit of going through you’re phone, specifically your texts while your sleeping in order to find something incriminating to use against you. They may be inclined to even steal your phone, log in to your online account and use gaslighting as a way to satisfy their need to be in control. This is a toxic behavior, not to be fooled with anything cute or meaningful. It’s a decision derived from a pre existing desire to be a drama queen and cause a fight when they have no actual reason to do so.

I woke up this morning in my man’s arms he so sexy.. until I realized he wasn’t lookin at me. Mother f***** had been on his detextive shit again reading my convos with my momma. He didn’t know I was awake tho, and when he came at me for my mamma “hating him and our love” I asked his detextive ass if he’s sayin that cuz he talked to her? Or because he was readin my shit at 7 a.m like a paranoid lil man child.

I slapped him in the mouf and called mamma.

by Textbomber October 10, 2021

defective thomas

an very clueless thomas which doesnt know what hes doing

"hey defective thomas! What are you doing?! Im eating the wall"

by mamathomas November 30, 2021

politically defective salad

When your government has no intelligence whatsoever and would rather run your country like a business. Sort of a metaphor to the different aspects tossed in together.

The United States government is a politically defective salad.

by Soccerswag1020 March 17, 2017

Detectivate

To act as a detective, investigating something, even though you aren't one.

I'm gonna detectivate on that sushi place tonight.

by Quack M.D. August 1, 2019

Cretin Detectives

A syndicate of special agents trained in the art of discovering what is known in the trade as "cretin on cretin love". This is when 2 (or more) lowly delinquents form a relationship based on deceit, only to be discovered and uncovered by the Cretin Detectives. After this relationship is unearthed the detectives are then obliged to bring this matter to the attention of anyone who will listen, causing unknown harm and humiliation to one or more of the Cretins.
Ways in which this can be done:
* Large posters in in highly populated areas.
* Telling family members anonymously.
* Flyer campaigns within large events such as fun fairs and children's game shows.
* Bringing to the attention of your flat mates a carefully placed mirror under a door.
... This will result in maximum circulation.

2 (or more) lowly delinquents form a relationship based on the premise that one of them will become bi-sexual and the other in order to hide this will have sexual relations with anyone that looks their way (or not), this includes: driving instructors; ex-boyfriends; ex-boyfriends of best friends; ex friends of boyfriends; friends from the past; friends from the present; and strangers who are friends you haven't met yet.
Eg. "Omgosh, those guys were so caught out by the cretin detectives!"

by Jude Clipsom and Katie Halstead June 19, 2008

Dick Detectives

The breed of men who like to investigate meat and two veg.
Most famous of these being Cock Columbo.

I have to make sure there are no Dick Detectives operating before I take a squirt.

by B-Neutron September 11, 2006