Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022

Desmond Tutu-ing

When you speak Spanish and are Hispanic and are thrown by people especially family members into the idea you don't speak Spanish or any hispanic people like you are from somewhere below the Sahara or a Boer.

Desmond tutu-ing

by Gonzalo555777 January 2, 2022

Desmonding

Knowledgable in all walks of life. Humble but actually does know everything. Sport is a desmonders specialist subject.

Funny, great sense of humour.

Look at that guy sharing his words of wisdom again. Classic Desmonding

by Loseb January 20, 2022

Desmond

Desmond AKA Piss-finger Desmond, a fat idiot who is far more cunty than the biggest cunt on the planet, he is a fatass homosexual

Person 1: oh look its desmond!
Person 2: oh its piss-finger! He’s so gay

by Bobby brown, so now jump aroun December 12, 2023

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018

Desmond

He is the biggest chad ever.

All the women love him
But he ain’t a simp

Desmond is cool👍

by Asuer556 August 26, 2022

Desmond Ridder

Mid as fuck

Desmond Ridder is mid as fuck

by jdow88 October 1, 2023