snake derick

When a person is being sly about what they are up to with the opposite sex. Not telling anyone about who they are contacting/seeing.

Snake Derick signs;
-Fake excuses why they can't come out.
-Hiding text messages from others.
-Shifty eyes and cheeky grin when quizzed on the nature of whom they are texting.
-Lying about what they are up to when asked.

Basically being a slimey slithering snake in the long grass when it comes to trying to get with someone from the opposite sex.

Me."Yo Lauri, who you texting over there?"

Lauri."No one" {shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "What you mean no one, your clearly texting someone, you snake derick!"

Lauri. {Shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "Cunt"

by Iplegend April 12, 2008

Derrick

A boy who will never leave you, never wants to make you cry, a man who sees the real you. All he wants to do is live the rest of his life with you and make you feel amazing forever. He also hot as fuhhh...

Derrick is the last boyfriend you will have

by Squirrelgirl1200 June 22, 2018

Derick

Possibly the greatest thing created by god him self, aka gods child

Boy:Hey did you here about derick
Girl:NO
Boy:I heard he ended world hunger

by derick lopez January 23, 2009

Derrick

A real man who knows how to treat a woman with respect. one who is loving and caring and thinks only of others not himself. One who is soo funny he makes u want to piss your pants! a man who plans for the future. a REAL man.

Girl#1: i swear i feel like he's the perfect guy!
Girl#2: i think you found yourself a Derrick

by smileykj August 12, 2011

depicate

v. intend to type one word and then actually type another

I googled "man depicate bus manitoba" to try to find out about that story of the crazy guy on the Greyhound, and I only got one hit.

by blan0145 September 25, 2008

Derick Rose Syndrome

A person who somehow manages to get hurt whenever they practice but just says they're fine yet shows clear sign of injury

Donkeyteeth has a severe case of Derick Rose Syndrome.

by 1027xboxbongfabreeze March 3, 2015

Derrick

A cool, SEXY dark caramel black guy with a giant penis and who loves to be loved. A calm, but Crazy guy if you make him. The only thing that isnt cool about him is he likes to mess with alot of girls, but he's a MACK DADDY. All the girls loves him and his penis.

That one guy DERRICK is fucking sexy and he has a HUUUGGGEEE penis

by YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! November 13, 2009