dermoid

a ball of skin with just hair and fingernails.

"that woman just birthed a dermoid"

by reeyeemothertrucker January 26, 2020

Demotapromotion

1. When someone messes up so bad at work that they are demoted so hard and fast it boomerangs and becomes a promotion.

2. When your demotion results in less work and an easier job, so that it feels like a promotion.

Man, did you hear about Bob? He messed up so bad that they demoted him! It's okay though, because apparently it was a demotapromotion and now he's running the whole show.

by BillyShakespeare December 19, 2022

Dermohypopoaceae

Hypo standing for low, poaceae meaning grass with the prefix dermo- meaning skin. Low grass levels on skin. Also known as not touching grass.

My friend was suffering from Dermohypopoaceae, he hadn't touched grass in months

by Wooy June 5, 2023

Fuck-demote

1. After anally fucking someone, you demote them so they tell no one.
Synonyms: downgrade, relegate, declass, reduce in rank etc.

verb
verb: fuck-demote; 3rd person present: fuck-demotes; past tense: fuck-demoted; past participle: fuck-demoted; gerund or present participle: fuck-demoting

"The Major fuck-demoted Thomas for making fun of him."

by Asian Fucktard June 21, 2018

demotionalize

The act of taking a hilarious, cynical or poignant phrase or sentence and putting it on a demotivational poster with a relevant picture.

I thought of something funny at work, and when I get home, I'm totally going to demotionalize that shit! demotivational posters

by windigo_demon January 4, 2012

Dermatological Graffiti

A form of artwork, also known as a tattoo, that one may have chosen just to offend people.

Person 1: I don't like your tattoo because it has the F word in it.

Person 2: No shit... I chose this "Dermatological Graffiti" just to offend little weak-ass bitches like yourself!

Person 1: I hate my life.

by X_Shaun_X February 26, 2012

Demotion

When you go from one life style to a lesser one. When you lose something you had, or just ptfed.

Noid: Where do I sleep?
Sis: On the floor matress in the cats room

by foug June 18, 2003