Mom: Are you ok son?
Son:You wouldn’t understand.The post nut depression just hit.
Dad:I understand my child.
Son:You wouldn’t understand.The post nut depression just hit.
Dad:I understand my child.
by Macaroni and Cheese Bitch October 27, 2019
Get the Post Nut Depression mug.You know when you get to work, but you wait in your car so you can listen to the rest of your favorite song, or maybe a funny part of a podcast? This is like that, but without the music. There's no way you're hopping out of the car and starting a work day without questioning your life choices first. Alternatively, you might compulsively scroll through your various social media feeds instead of questioning your life choices.
You can also depression-sit on a toilet, but your feet might fall asleep.
You can also depression-sit on a toilet, but your feet might fall asleep.
Boss: "Matt, you're late again." Matt: "Well, I got here on time, but then I had to depression-sit for about 15 minutes before I could bear the thought of entering the building."
Can also be used as a noun: "My boss texted me and interrupted my depression-sit".
Can also be used as a noun: "My boss texted me and interrupted my depression-sit".
by mattmovesmountains January 24, 2020
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Usually middle schoolers would do this for attention by faking mental illnesses. Always post on their Snapchat story DHMU, only the real ones would know, always uses the 💔😕 emojis also uses Simpson edits to show their “depression” And denies when confronted about it. And don’t forget this one, they always like to date people then break up with them then post a heartbroken emoji on their story.
Every middle schooler on their story,”Don’t hit me up I need time to think, only the real ones would know.” A.K.A Fake Depression
by @andyloll2 August 3, 2019
Get the Fake depression mug.The period after finishing a television series on netflix in which you search to fill the void it left in your life.
by ablake08 September 25, 2013
Get the netflix depression mug.Im probablyl not adding anything realy new but this is my description of depression.
Imagine sitting inside of a box, Its a totaly transparent box, You can see a whole world outside of you with all the pleasures it can offer (you know like having fun with friends, playing games, listening to your favorite music, etc) Heres the catch, that box your inside of... Its bolted to the ground. Your trapped inside with no way of ever getting out.
To me, That is what depression feels like
Imagine sitting inside of a box, Its a totaly transparent box, You can see a whole world outside of you with all the pleasures it can offer (you know like having fun with friends, playing games, listening to your favorite music, etc) Heres the catch, that box your inside of... Its bolted to the ground. Your trapped inside with no way of ever getting out.
To me, That is what depression feels like
Depression
I feel like a rat in a trap, Always wanting to break free of my restraints and run, But the metal only digs deeper the more I struggle.
I feel like a rat in a trap, Always wanting to break free of my restraints and run, But the metal only digs deeper the more I struggle.
by Skullbait July 2, 2007
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Get the National Depression Day mug.A state that occurs when an average video gamer becomes less fond of his current games. In most cases the average gamer starts playing less and is less interested in video games. The only known relief is the purchase of a new game.
1 Hey, Bud you haven't been on in a long time.
2 Yeah all my games appear to be boring and useless.
1 Oh No, your in a video game depression!
2 Yeah all my games appear to be boring and useless.
1 Oh No, your in a video game depression!
by ROFL A11 March 5, 2010
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