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Police Department of Coronado

A police Department located in Coronado, a small peninsula off the coast of San Diego, Who have been guided by a greater power to bust teens for the two worst crimes in history, Riding bikes without a helmet and riding on the sidewalk.They have been programmed by this great power to ignore all criminal activities except these two. They have been made to have serious anger problems and all have really small penis. They are the Police Department of Coronado...
Random Teen: Dude, I got busted by the Police Department of Coronado
Another Random teen: What did you do
Random Teen:I rode on the sidewalk. He even ignored a guy who was robbing a store to get to me.
Another Random teen: Shit!!!
by runefar February 8, 2014
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accounts department

The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!
by Wise Man October 17, 2003
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Home Depot Accounting Department

(n. collective noun)
Home Depot Accounting is a variation of tool that means a group of really smart tools, or losers, that are each huge tools. "Accounting" because it's a group of smart people, and "Home Depot" because that store is the biggest "tool shed" in the world.
That whole trig class is just one big Home Depot Accounting Department. Seriously.
by Rick Rog. May 24, 2008
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Post-Departure Depression

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.
"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"
by theGentleman February 24, 2009
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Departying

The act of leaving while a party is still raging. The prime example of departying is heading off to work (or to get a little sleep before work) while your friends remain in the grips of full party mania -- especially if the party is going down at your own house.
Sorry to be departying from you all, but my boss gets in at 8 am sharp, and he keeps track if I'm on the job by then.

Dude, are you really departying right now? That chica is all hot for you!

Hey, I got to departy -- but Ill be back in eight, so keep it going and don't shave my dog, put my cat in the freezer or none of that while I'm gone, okay?

Departying is such sour sorrow
by Creed Cur June 18, 2013
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Department Shuffle

When you are in an office of some kind, and keep getting refered to diffrent departments.
Reception Lady: You need Carol in Adevertising.
Man 1: Ok, thanks.
Carol in Advertsing: Go to floor 12, and ask for Tracey in Finance.
Man 1: Ok...
Tracey in Finance: Sorry, you've made a mistake. You want to talk to Sharon in Research
Man 1: My head is spinning so much, I have Department Shuffle!
by Gee37 May 31, 2009
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department-cest

When one member of an academic department at a university hooks up with another member of the same department.

Considered slightly incestuous because often members of the same department are often an insular social group that work, hang out and often live (roommates) together. Can also lead to a degree of nepotism.

On the other hand, can be quite common or even encouraged due to the lack of interaction with non-members of the department.
If you are going to take time away from your studies for a love life, make it department-cest so you don't get too distracted. Lab or office-cest is off-limits though.

Did you hear Mike and Sally are shacking up? Department-cest!
by Mike4587 November 22, 2010
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