Demytria

A girl that is simply amazing, Shes breath taking, and her personality will astonish you, she's all around wonderfull. If your name is Julia and you meet a Demytria you will most likely be bestfriends and have just about everything in common. Demytria, almost always knows what she wants. she has enough personalitly to pass around. You will never get bored around a Demytria. She loves to talk and be around people.

Demytria, is just so cool!

by Hopee. July 11, 2010

Jack Dempsey

A "Jack Dempsey" refers to one beating his meat very aggressively, as the legendary boxer Jack Dempsey flogged his opponents.

Dude, I got so excited over that midget porn I was watching that I stole some face cream from my sister's make-up bag and gave myself a "Jack Dempsey". Now my pecker is sore.

by Midnight Stroker August 21, 2008

Dimpy

Unbelievable, but oddly adorable, social behavior. Intentionally nerdy.

Pam was trying to be dimpy when she came into the room with mustard "exfoliant" on her face.

by Xian88 November 13, 2011

dampyman

One that is "dampy" and is a man.

Hi i'm paul

by dampyman May 10, 2003

Dumpy

Someone who is unusually fat and short at the same time. It does not have anything to do with a dumpster or being dirty. It is very similar to a chode, a penis that is fatter than it is long. Many girls can be called dumpy even if they are just a little bit squat.

"I don't know what you were thinkin last night dude, that flooz was dumpy as hell. Were you blind - she was like 5'1" with a gut. She was pretty much Yoda."

by bTreezy October 13, 2006

Merpy Derpy

"Merpy Derpy" Is the feeling of happiness, but also slightly sad or confused.

"I was feeling very Merpy Derpy today in class."

by CharmanderIsFire April 8, 2015

derpylocks

Noun
1. An individual who embodies the adjective, 'derpy'. They appear clumsy, stupid, and lost while doing normal daily activities. The term is derived from "Goldilocks", the female character in The Three Bears who clearly doesn't know her stuff.

The staff working at the deli didn't know where anything was and take ridiculously long making everyone's sandwiches; the line didn't move for 10 minutes

"Why does this place only hire derpylocks?"

by noideasforausername October 18, 2012