Skip to main content

scooch'a dement

Italian slang for a bother or pain in the head (a headache)
My brother broke my bike. He's such a scooch'a dement!
by Bruce Capoferri October 16, 2008
mugGet the scooch'a dement mug.

demented doom

The liberating power of mayhem. Someone or something imbued with the power of mayhem.

Anti-order. Anti-peace.
Cry havoc with a clenched fist of demented doom!!
by Iggy Hazard January 15, 2004
mugGet the demented doom mug.
Related Words

The Dementor

The Dementor is a sex position where you assume the misonary position. You then place the blankets over your head like a Dementor from Harry Potter and push down on her stomach, taking all her breath away. It is at this moment you must climax and then make the high pitch squeel of a Dementor. If said female then yells "expecto patronum" well, then you marry her.
She said she like Harry Potter and I gave her The Dementor in bed last night.
by Dracoko4757 December 19, 2016
mugGet the The Dementor mug.

dementia

person1: look there goes that democrat what is he saying person2: IDK something about dementia 2020 dementia 2020 i think i don´t speak libtard
by poo in my butt69 December 2, 2020
mugGet the dementia mug.

Demergicize

V. 1. To prematurely have an orgasm.
2. To have an orgasm for no reason.
3. To have an orgasm because of a prank.
Ah dude you just demergicized..
by Nightquildays March 29, 2009
mugGet the Demergicize mug.

Corporate Dementia

A temporary form of amnesia where a corporate employee retains no knowledge of previous conversations (particularly when involving benefits to underlings).

Most often seeing in managerial types, or those working in a corporate environment for a very long time.
Example #1:

Bob: "Remember in the meeting last week when my boss said I would be in charge of that new project? Well, I noticed Carl working on it, and when I spoke to my boss, she denied ever speaking to me about it."

Jane: "See-- it's that corporate dementia kicking in again."

Example #2:

Rick: "Dude, my boss just told me the exact same thing he said an hour ago-- must be that corporate dementia."
by Stephanie Tool March 13, 2008
mugGet the Corporate Dementia mug.

Dementor's Kiss

While kissing french or otherwise, one partner will suck the air (soul) out of the other partners mouth and lungs. Also effective in sucking the happiness out of the room.
Steve: If I know I'm not getting any with a girl, I'll give her a Dementor's Kiss.

Dave: What?

Steve: I'll kiss her so I can suck all the air out of her and kill the mood even more.

Dave: What does that do?

Steve: don't know if I'm not getting laid it's just fun.
by Duck duck goose you jerk January 24, 2012
mugGet the Dementor's Kiss mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email